Beards. I love all kinds of beards. Long beards, short beards, thick beards, wiry beards, salt and pepper beards, red beards, all other colors of the rainbow beards, beaded beards, braided beards…if you have a beard I have laid my eyes on, chances are I've imagined that beard between my legs. There are exceptions to this rule for JD Vance beard, ALL chin straps and soul patches. Goatees have to be applied for separately and there's a rigorous tryout process.
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